1 00:00:03,003 --> 00:00:05,005 [ Man Narrating ] LAST WEEK, AS YOU RECALL, 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:09,042 WE LEFT THE JUPITER 2 AND OUR SPACE PIONEERS CONTENTEDLY STREAKING THROUGH THE HEAVENS, 3 00:00:09,042 --> 00:00:12,045 UNAWARE THAT A GIANT SPACE MASS... 4 00:00:12,045 --> 00:00:14,547 WAS EVEN NOW HURTLING OUT OF THE BLACKNESS... 5 00:00:15,048 --> 00:00:16,633 DIRECTLY TOWARDS THEM. 6 00:00:16,633 --> 00:00:19,519 WE MUST BE NEARLY A MILLION MILES OUT IN SPACE, DAD. 7 00:00:19,519 --> 00:00:21,187 CLOSER TO TWO MILLION, SON. 8 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:23,973 WOW. WE MUST BE TRAVELING AT CLOSE TO SPEED OF LIGHT. 9 00:00:23,973 --> 00:00:26,393 JUST ABOUT, WILL. 10 00:00:26,393 --> 00:00:29,145 WHAT A PITY WE HAVE NO IDEA WHERE WE'RE TRAVELING TO. 11 00:00:29,145 --> 00:00:32,315 WE'LL KNOW, ONCE WE SPOT A FAMILIAR STAR AND GET A FIX ON IT. 12 00:00:32,315 --> 00:00:36,653 TROUBLE IS THERE ARE BILLIONS OF STARS OUT THERE, AND THEY ALL LOOK FAMILIAR. 13 00:00:36,653 --> 00:00:39,122 HE'S RIGHT. I CAN'T TELL ONE FROM THE OTHER. 14 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:42,125 OF COURSE NOT, SILLY. YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ASTRONOMY. 15 00:00:42,125 --> 00:00:43,993 BUT DAD DOES, AND SO DOES DON. 16 00:00:43,993 --> 00:00:45,795 THAT IS DEVOUTLY TO BE WISHED. 17 00:00:46,296 --> 00:00:49,666 HOWSOEVER, I THINK I SHALL DO A LITTLE STARGAZING ON MY OWN. 18 00:00:49,666 --> 00:00:52,419 YOU MEAN YOU'RE GONNA TAKE ANOTHER NAP. 19 00:00:52,419 --> 00:00:54,337 SPARE ME THE BARBS, MAJOR. 20 00:00:54,337 --> 00:00:56,840 JUST REMEMBER, THEY LAUGHED AT COPERNICUS TOO. 21 00:00:56,840 --> 00:00:58,975 YOU, SIR, COME WITH ME. 22 00:00:58,975 --> 00:01:00,977 AND YOU CAN COME WITH ME, MY DEARS. 23 00:01:01,478 --> 00:01:04,481 I WANNA STAY HERE WITH DAD AND DON. THEY MAY NEED MY HELP. 24 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:07,484 NOT AS MUCH AS I DO. HOLY COW! 25 00:01:07,484 --> 00:01:11,154 NOW, LET'S SEE. EARTH SHOULD BE BACK HERE. 26 00:01:11,154 --> 00:01:13,573 - [ Beeping ] - JOHN! 27 00:01:13,573 --> 00:01:16,609 MANEUVER AROUND IT! 28 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:20,163 WE CAN'T GET AROUND IT! WE'VE HAD IT! 29 00:01:20,947 --> 00:01:23,249 WHOA! 30 00:01:23,249 --> 00:01:26,453 [ Shouting ] WE'RE GONNA CRASH! 31 00:01:28,204 --> 00:01:31,174 WE'RE PASSING RIGHT THROUGH IT. 32 00:01:31,174 --> 00:01:34,177 WILL, SWITCH ON THE ANALYZER. RIGHT, DAD. 33 00:01:34,177 --> 00:01:36,679 IT'S OKAY, DR. SMITH. WE'RE NOT GONNA CRASH. 34 00:01:36,679 --> 00:01:38,681 YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE AFRAID. 35 00:01:51,060 --> 00:01:53,446 AFRAID? I? 36 00:01:53,446 --> 00:01:57,901 IT'S JUST COSMIC DUST, DAD, A BIG BALL OF COSMIC DUST. 37 00:02:02,622 --> 00:02:04,824 WE'RE COMING OUT OF IT. 38 00:02:12,248 --> 00:02:16,503 WELL, FOR A MINUTE, I REALLY THOUGHT WE HAD IT. SO DID I. 39 00:02:16,503 --> 00:02:20,974 THERE WAS NO NEED TO PANIC. IF EITHER OF YOU HAD THOUGHT TO SWITCH ON THE MATTER ANALYZER... 40 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,642 BEFORE YOU HIT THE ALARM, 41 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:26,012 THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN WOULD HAVE BEEN SPARED A TERRIFYING ORDEAL. 42 00:02:26,012 --> 00:02:28,398 YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT, SMITH. 43 00:02:28,398 --> 00:02:31,401 WE TRUSTED OUR EYES INSTEAD OF OUR INSTRUMENTS. 44 00:02:31,401 --> 00:02:33,269 IN SPACE THAT CAN BE A DANGEROUS MISTAKE. 45 00:02:33,269 --> 00:02:35,989 TRY NOT TO LET IT HAPPEN AGAIN, PLEASE. 46 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,775 COME ALONG. 47 00:02:40,276 --> 00:02:42,278 SOMEDAY. [ Chuckles ] 48 00:02:56,092 --> 00:02:57,961 [ Shouts ] I'VE GOT IT! 49 00:02:57,961 --> 00:03:00,380 I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT! 50 00:03:00,380 --> 00:03:03,633 GOT WHAT? OUR PRESENT POSITION AND OUR COURSE FOR EARTH. 51 00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:05,435 THERE'S NO QUESTION ABOUT IT. 52 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:08,438 THE ROBOT HAS VERIFIED MY INSTRUMENT SIGHTINGS AND MY CALCULATIONS! 53 00:03:08,438 --> 00:03:10,440 NOW, I'LL JUST RESET THE ASTROGATOR, 54 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,442 AND WE'LL BE BACK ON EARTH IN EXACTLY FOUR DAYS, 55 00:03:12,442 --> 00:03:14,944 SEVEN HOURS AND 43 MINUTES! 56 00:03:14,944 --> 00:03:19,148 WAIT A MINUTE, SMITH! WAIT A MINUTE! STOP! 57 00:03:19,148 --> 00:03:22,035 OUR DESTINATION IS ALPHA CENTAURI, NOT EARTH, DOCTOR. 58 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:23,953 BUT WE CAN FIND EARTH, THANKS TO ME. 59 00:03:23,953 --> 00:03:27,323 AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE WE'RE GOING! AAAH! 60 00:03:29,492 --> 00:03:31,794 AAAH! WILL! 61 00:03:31,794 --> 00:03:33,663 AAAH! 62 00:03:33,663 --> 00:03:37,083 - GET AWAY FROM THERE, SMITH! - NO! WE'RE GOING BACK TO EARTH! 63 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,675 AAAH! GOOD HEAVENS! 64 00:03:45,675 --> 00:03:47,894 WE'RE GOING OUT OF CONTROL! 65 00:05:02,302 --> 00:05:04,804 DO SOMETHING BEFORE WE'RE ALL KILLED! 66 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:08,174 AAAH! 67 00:05:11,144 --> 00:05:14,097 GET IT OPEN SO I CAN PUT A JUMPER CABLE ON IT. 68 00:05:14,097 --> 00:05:15,982 RIGHT. 69 00:05:17,350 --> 00:05:19,652 [ Shouts ] 70 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:22,655 HELP! HELP! WE'LL ALL BE ELECTROCUTED! 71 00:05:25,158 --> 00:05:27,076 [ Groaning ] 72 00:05:27,076 --> 00:05:30,079 OFF! GET OFF ME, YOU BLOATED BLIMP! 73 00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,182 SWITCH CIRCUITS! 74 00:05:58,775 --> 00:06:01,277 IT'S OKAY NOW. WE'RE BACK ON COURSE. 75 00:06:02,779 --> 00:06:04,781 COULDN'T HAVE HELD ON MUCH LONGER. 76 00:06:04,781 --> 00:06:07,283 OH, THAT'S ALL RIGHT, DEAR. YOU DID WELL. 77 00:06:07,283 --> 00:06:09,285 BOTH OF YOU. 78 00:06:11,237 --> 00:06:13,406 FROM NOW ON, YOU STAY AWAY FROM THIS! 79 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:16,409 SURELY, MAJOR, YOU DON'T BLAME ME FOR THIS MISHAP? 80 00:06:16,409 --> 00:06:18,411 WHO SHOULD I BLAME? WHY, YOURSELF, OF COURSE. 81 00:06:18,911 --> 00:06:20,913 IF YOU HADN'T BEEN SO HEAVY-HANDED-- WHY, YOU-- 82 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:22,915 STAND BACK, SIR. I WARN YOU! 83 00:06:23,416 --> 00:06:26,803 STAND BACK, SIR! STAY AWAY FROM ME! 84 00:06:26,803 --> 00:06:29,839 - GIVE ME THAT SLIP OF PAPER. - YOU MEAN THIS? 85 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:32,508 OUR POSITION AND COURSE FOR EARTH? 86 00:06:32,508 --> 00:06:35,395 FOR THE LAST TIME, SMITH, OUR DESTINATION IS ALPHA CENTAURI. 87 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:38,731 I SEE. THEN, OF COURSE, YOU WILL HAVE NO FURTHER NEED FOR THIS. 88 00:06:38,731 --> 00:06:41,484 JUST A MINUTE. YES? 89 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:45,271 IF YOU'VE PLOTTED OUR POSITION, I WANT YOU TO GIVE IT TO ME. 90 00:06:45,271 --> 00:06:48,157 ONLY IF YOU GIVE ME YOUR WORD YOU'LL USE IT TO GET US BACK TO EARTH. 91 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:51,994 - WHY, THAT'S BLACKMAIL! - CALL IT WHAT YOU WILL. 92 00:06:51,994 --> 00:06:57,250 I HAVE REALLY NO INTEREST IN CAMPING OUT AGAIN ON SOME DREARY CINDER IN SPACE! 93 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,869 I'LL GET IT FROM HIM. 94 00:06:59,869 --> 00:07:02,622 ONE STEP CLOSER, MAJOR, 95 00:07:02,622 --> 00:07:05,007 AND I'LL SWALLOW IT. 96 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:10,263 AND SINCE I WAS ONLY ABLE TO FIND OUR POSITION... 97 00:07:10,263 --> 00:07:12,765 BY ACCIDENTALLY SIGHTING A FAMILIAR STAR, 98 00:07:12,765 --> 00:07:14,767 THE ODDS ARE A MILLION TO ONE THAT NEITHER OF YOU... 99 00:07:15,268 --> 00:07:18,805 WILL BE ABLE TO DUPLICATE MY CALCULATIONS. 100 00:07:18,805 --> 00:07:21,974 - HE'S RIGHT ABOUT THAT. - THEN EARTH IT IS? 101 00:07:24,811 --> 00:07:27,697 OH, COME, COME, PROFESSOR. EVERY SECOND YOU DELAY IS TAKING US... 102 00:07:27,697 --> 00:07:29,699 THOUSANDS OF MILES FURTHER OFF COURSE. 103 00:07:29,699 --> 00:07:33,069 ALL RIGHT, SMITH. YOU WIN. 104 00:07:33,069 --> 00:07:34,954 WE HAVE A DEAL? 105 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:37,824 PROVIDED YOUR CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT, WE HAVE A DEAL. 106 00:07:37,824 --> 00:07:39,575 OF THAT, YOU MAY BE SURE. 107 00:07:40,076 --> 00:07:43,129 VERIFY THEM WITH THE ROBOT. 108 00:07:43,129 --> 00:07:45,047 MEANWHILE, I'LL GO SPREAD THE GOOD NEWS... 109 00:07:45,047 --> 00:07:48,050 THAT WE SHALL BE CHANGING COURSE FOR EARTH IN A MATTER OF DAYS! 110 00:07:50,052 --> 00:07:52,054 AHHH! ♪ WE'RE GOING BACK TO EARTH ♪ 111 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:54,056 ♪ TO WONDERFUL WONDERFUL EARTH ♪ 112 00:07:54,557 --> 00:07:57,059 ♪ A BALL, I RECALL AS THE BEST SPOT OF ALL IN ALL THE UNIVERSE ♪ 113 00:07:57,560 --> 00:08:00,062 ♪ WE'RE GOING BACK TO EARTH ♪ WE'RE REALLY GOING BACK TO EARTH! 114 00:08:00,062 --> 00:08:02,765 ♪ A BALL, I RECALL AS THE BEST SPOT OF ALL IN ALL THE UNIVERSE ♪ 115 00:08:02,765 --> 00:08:04,767 YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE A DEAL WITH HIM. 116 00:08:04,767 --> 00:08:07,270 OUR ORDERS WERE TO GO TO ALPHA CENTAURI, NOT BACK TO EARTH. 117 00:08:07,270 --> 00:08:10,273 UNTIL WE KNOW OUR POSITION, WE CAN'T GO ANYWHERE. 118 00:08:10,273 --> 00:08:13,776 ARE DR. SMITH'S CALCULATIONS CORRECT? 119 00:08:13,776 --> 00:08:18,364 AFFIRMATIVE. HOWEVER, THE CALCULATIONS ARE NOT DR. SMITH'S. 120 00:08:18,364 --> 00:08:22,368 THEY ARE MINE. WELL, IT APPEARS WE MADE A DEAL WITH THE DEVIL. 121 00:08:22,368 --> 00:08:24,370 A DEAL YOU INTEND TO KEEP, RIGHT? 122 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:26,372 I GAVE HIM MY WORD. 123 00:08:26,372 --> 00:08:28,875 OKAY, THEN I'LL SET THE ASTROGATOR ON THE COURSE FOR EARTH. 124 00:08:28,875 --> 00:08:33,296 AS I INFORMED DR. SMITH, EARTH COURSE IS NOT ADVISABLE. 125 00:08:33,296 --> 00:08:37,183 WHY? FROM OUR POSITION AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, 126 00:08:37,183 --> 00:08:39,685 THE AZIMUTH AND INCLINATION-- 127 00:08:39,685 --> 00:08:42,188 AND FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO RECEIVE... 128 00:08:42,188 --> 00:08:44,190 WE GIVE THANKS. 129 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:46,192 AMEN. AMEN. 130 00:08:46,192 --> 00:08:49,312 YOU MIGHT ADD A WORD OF THANKS THAT I WAS INSPIRED TO PLOT OUR COURSE FOR EARTH. 131 00:08:49,312 --> 00:08:52,615 - WE'VE ALREADY THANKED THE ROBOT, DR. SMITH. - REALLY? 132 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,785 WELL, MRS. ROBINSON, WHAT DID OUR ENVIRONMENTAL COMPUTER... 133 00:08:55,785 --> 00:08:57,987 COME UP WITH FOR OUR FIRST MEAL IN SPACE? 134 00:08:57,987 --> 00:09:00,323 WELL, LET'S PUSH A BUTTON AND SEE. 135 00:09:01,324 --> 00:09:03,326 HEY, NOW. HEY, THERE WE ARE. 136 00:09:03,326 --> 00:09:06,295 HEY. HERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. 137 00:09:09,215 --> 00:09:12,218 THERE, NOW. OH, REALLY! 138 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:15,504 HERE. EAT IT, DEBBIE. IT'S CONCENTRATED HYPERPROTEIN. 139 00:09:17,840 --> 00:09:20,843 OH, DEBBIE! MY SENTIMENTS EXACTLY. 140 00:09:20,843 --> 00:09:23,646 I'M GOING TO MISS OUR HYDROPONIC GARDEN. 141 00:09:23,646 --> 00:09:26,766 I THINK I'LL GO ON A HUNGER STRIKE UNTIL WE REACH HOME. 142 00:09:26,766 --> 00:09:29,068 DAD, WHEN EXACTLY WILL WE REACH EARTH? 143 00:09:30,519 --> 00:09:32,855 WE'RE NOT RETURNING TO EARTH, SON. 144 00:09:32,855 --> 00:09:36,192 WHAT? YOU GAVE ME YOUR WORD OF HONOR. 145 00:09:36,192 --> 00:09:40,580 - YES, PROVIDED YOUR CALCULATIONS WERE CORRECT. - AND THEY WERE! 146 00:09:40,580 --> 00:09:44,450 YOU FORGOT TO MENTION THE ONE DETAIL THAT MAKES OUR RETURN TO EARTH IMPOSSIBLE. 147 00:09:44,450 --> 00:09:49,956 I SEE. YOU'VE BEEN TALKING TO THAT TRAITOROUS, ELECTRONIC JUNK PILE! 148 00:09:49,956 --> 00:09:52,842 THAT'S RIGHT, SMITH. AND IT'S A LUCKY THING WE DID TOO, 149 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:55,845 BECAUSE HE TOLD US THAT RIGHT NOW, AT THIS TIME OF YEAR, 150 00:09:55,845 --> 00:09:57,847 THE SUN IS BETWEEN US AND EARTH. 151 00:09:57,847 --> 00:10:00,182 WE WOULDN'T HAVE FOUND OUT UNTIL WE WERE CAUGHT... 152 00:10:00,182 --> 00:10:02,184 IN THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE SUN. 153 00:10:02,184 --> 00:10:04,053 WE CAN MANEUVER AROUND THE SUN. 154 00:10:04,053 --> 00:10:07,857 PERHAPS. BUT THAT'S A RISK I DON'T INTEND TO TAKE. 155 00:10:07,857 --> 00:10:11,727 - THEN WE'RE NOT GOING HOME AT ALL? - NO, DARLING, WE'RE NOT. 156 00:10:11,727 --> 00:10:15,615 YOU'VE BROKEN YOUR SOLEMN WORD OF HONOR, PROFESSOR. 157 00:10:15,615 --> 00:10:18,985 I WARN YOU. I WILL NOT GO TO ALPHA CENTAURI! 158 00:10:18,985 --> 00:10:21,320 NO ONE SAYS YOU HAVE TO, SMITH. 159 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,706 ANYTIME YOU WANT, I'LL STOP THE JUPITER 2 AND LET YOU OFF. 160 00:10:23,706 --> 00:10:25,574 BAH! 161 00:10:26,959 --> 00:10:29,712 NEVER MIND ABOUT DR. SMITH, DAD. 162 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,498 HE'LL PROBABLY EVEN LIKE ALPHA CENTAURI ONCE WE GET THERE. 163 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,834 WE ALL WILL. IF WE GET THERE. 164 00:10:34,834 --> 00:10:36,802 OH, WE'LL GET THERE, ALL RIGHT. 165 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:39,755 THE ASTROGATOR'S BEEN PROGRAMMED, AND IT'S WELL ON COURSE. 166 00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:51,233 TRY NOT TO MAKE ANY MORE NOISE THAN YOU CAN HELP, YOU CLUMSY CLUMP. 167 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:03,162 THEY'VE LOCKED THE ASTROGATOR. THAT IS A TRUE STATEMENT. 168 00:11:03,162 --> 00:11:07,166 DO THEY THINK THAT WILL STOP ME? YOUR QUESTION CANNOT BE ANSWERED-- 169 00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:09,168 INSUFFICIENT DATA. 170 00:11:09,168 --> 00:11:11,671 I'LL ANSWER IT FOR YOU, YOU NINNY. 171 00:11:13,172 --> 00:11:15,174 DO YOU SEE THIS RING? 172 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,178 MAGNETIC MATERIAL. EXACTLY. 173 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:24,050 QUITE CAPABLE OF DEFLECTING THIS ASTROGATOR TO ANY COURSE I CHOOSE. 174 00:11:24,050 --> 00:11:25,968 OBSERVE. 175 00:11:45,621 --> 00:11:48,074 THERE. 176 00:11:48,074 --> 00:11:51,077 NOW IT'S ON THE RIGHT COURSE. 177 00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,220 THERE. 178 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,223 ♪ WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO EARTH AGAIN, TO WONDERFUL WONDERFUL EARTH AGAIN ♪ 179 00:12:04,223 --> 00:12:07,226 ♪ A BALL, I RECALL, AS THE BEST SPOT OF ALL IN ALL ♪ MAY I OFFER YOU-- 180 00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:10,730 SHH! QUIET, YOU GOOSE! 181 00:12:11,230 --> 00:12:13,232 ♪ WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO EARTH AGAIN ♪ 182 00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:15,601 ♪ TO WONDERFUL WONDERFUL EARTH AGAIN ♪ 183 00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:18,187 ♪ A BALL, I RECALL AS THE BEST SPOT OF ALL ♪ [ Robot ] ATTENTION! 184 00:12:18,187 --> 00:12:20,489 ATTENTION. NEW COURSE REQUIRES REPROGRAMMING... 185 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,858 OF FUEL CONSUMPTION DISTANCE RATIOS. 186 00:12:22,858 --> 00:12:25,077 WHY DON'T YOU ATTEND TO THAT PROBLEM, DEAR BOY? 187 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:28,664 NEGATIVE. I HAVE NO INFORMATION ON THE PROCEDURES. 188 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:30,950 BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO DIFFICULT TO FIGURE OUT. 189 00:12:30,950 --> 00:12:34,954 LET ME SEE. YES, IT'S ALL RIGHT HERE. 190 00:12:36,455 --> 00:12:38,457 THERE. 191 00:12:38,457 --> 00:12:41,961 AND HERE. AH, YES, HERE ARE SOME PRETTY ONES. 192 00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,963 THERE. YOU SEE. 193 00:12:52,721 --> 00:12:55,524 [ Beeping ] 194 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,394 WHAT? WHAT'S HAPPENING? 195 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,031 YOU HAVE DUMPED THE RESERVE FUEL CELLS. 196 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:05,367 OUR WHOLE FUEL SUPPLY WENT INTO SPACE. 197 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,369 DID-- 198 00:13:07,369 --> 00:13:09,872 DID WE NEED... THAT FUEL? 199 00:13:09,872 --> 00:13:14,293 IN A FEW HOURS THIS SHIP WILL BE OUT OF FUEL AND HELPLESS. 200 00:13:24,553 --> 00:13:26,555 GET OUT OF THE WAY, SMITH! [ Groans ] 201 00:13:27,056 --> 00:13:28,557 HOW BAD IS IT? 202 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:31,560 WE HAVE POWER FOR 20, 25 HOURS. NO MORE. 203 00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:34,063 WE'D BETTER FIND SOMEPLACE TO LAND. SWITCH TO MANUAL CONTROLS! 204 00:13:34,063 --> 00:13:35,931 RIGHT. 205 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:41,070 SOMETHING'S WRONG. THE CONTROLS ARE FROZEN. 206 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:45,524 THE ASTROGATOR WON'T CUT OUT. HOW DID THIS RING GET HERE? 207 00:13:45,524 --> 00:13:48,410 UH, I-I MUST HAVE ABSENTMINDEDLY LEFT IT THERE. 208 00:13:48,911 --> 00:13:51,413 OH, SO IT ALTERED OUR COURSE FOR EARTH, HUH? [ Yelps ] 209 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:54,283 ALL RIGHT, SMITH, THIS TIME YOU'VE HAD IT. 210 00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:57,786 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU APART BIT BY BIT AND THROW THE PIECES AWAY. 211 00:13:57,786 --> 00:13:59,788 SMITH, GET BELOW AND STAY THERE! 212 00:13:59,788 --> 00:14:01,790 MY RING, SIR. 213 00:14:05,794 --> 00:14:07,796 NOTHING. NO PLACE TO LAND. 214 00:14:07,796 --> 00:14:10,299 OH, THAT'S GREAT. SO WE JUST KEEP GOING TILL WE RUN OUT OF FUEL, 215 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:12,301 AND THEN WE, UH, JUST DRIFT INTO SPACE. 216 00:14:12,801 --> 00:14:15,804 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE. THERE IS SOMETHING WE CAN DO. YEAH, WHAT'S THAT? 217 00:14:15,804 --> 00:14:18,307 THE FUEL CELLS HAVE TO BE REPLACED, AND WE DON'T HAVE ANY REPLACEMENTS. 218 00:14:18,807 --> 00:14:20,809 AND THERE ARE NO SERVICE STATIONS IN OUTER SPACE, REMEMBER? 219 00:14:20,809 --> 00:14:22,811 MAYBE THERE ARE. HERE, LOOK. 220 00:14:22,811 --> 00:14:27,316 - HERE'S OUR PRESENT POSITION. - ON THE EDGE OF THE SIRIBIDUS GALAXY. 221 00:14:27,316 --> 00:14:30,653 RIGHT. NOW, YOU REMEMBER THE YEAR BEFORE WE LEFT, 222 00:14:30,653 --> 00:14:34,039 ALPHA CONTROL SET OUT A STRING OF FUEL BARGES SOMEWHERE IN THIS AREA. 223 00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,325 YEAH, AS, UH, REFUELING STATIONS... 224 00:14:36,325 --> 00:14:39,828 FOR THE INTERGALACTIC PROBE 22, WASN'T IT? 225 00:14:39,828 --> 00:14:41,830 NOW, THESE BARGES SHOULD BE SOMEWHERE WITHIN, 226 00:14:41,830 --> 00:14:43,716 OH, 21 HOURS OF OUR PRESENT POSITION. 227 00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:45,551 WE MIGHT MAKE IT. 228 00:14:45,551 --> 00:14:48,003 YEAH. I'LL SET A NEW COURSE. 229 00:14:57,429 --> 00:15:01,400 [ Steady Beeping ] 230 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:04,737 HOLDING STEADY ON COURSE FOR THE FUEL BARGES. 231 00:15:06,488 --> 00:15:08,657 [ Beeping ] WE'RE PICKING UP SOMETHING ELSE ON THE RADAR. 232 00:15:08,657 --> 00:15:11,443 A WHOLE SERIES OF BLIPS RIGHT AROUND THOSE FUEL BARGES. 233 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:14,246 BLIPS? HOW BIG? OH, ABOUT FOUR, SIX FEET. 234 00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:16,115 ABOUT THE SIZE OF A MAN, DAD? 235 00:15:16,115 --> 00:15:18,500 THAT'S RIGHT, SON. BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY COULDN'T BE MEN. 236 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:21,587 - THERE AREN'T ANY PLANETS AROUND HERE. - AT LEAST NOT THAT WE KNOW OF. 237 00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,600 ALL RIGHT, STAND BY FOR LOCK-ON. 238 00:15:34,600 --> 00:15:37,102 I'LL MANEUVER INTO POSITION WHILE YOU GET IN THE AIR LOCK. 239 00:15:37,102 --> 00:15:39,104 RIGHT. 240 00:15:50,482 --> 00:15:53,736 ALL RIGHT, WILL, STAND BY TO SWITCH OFF ENGINES. RIGHT. 241 00:15:57,740 --> 00:15:59,742 ENGINES OFF! LOCK IN. 242 00:15:59,742 --> 00:16:02,244 ENGINES OFF. LOCKED IN. 243 00:16:02,244 --> 00:16:04,246 GOOD BOY, SON. 244 00:16:09,551 --> 00:16:12,554 OKAY, DON, WE'VE MOVED INTO POSITION. 245 00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,924 WE CAN PICK YOU UP ON THE MONITOR. [ Don's Voice ] I'M ON MY WAY. 246 00:16:15,924 --> 00:16:19,762 CAN YOU HEAR ME? HOW ARE YOU DOING? 247 00:16:19,762 --> 00:16:22,264 YOU'RE COMING IN LOUD AND CLEAR. 248 00:16:22,264 --> 00:16:25,017 I'M GOING TO MANEUVER IN TOWARD THE BARGE NOW. 249 00:16:25,017 --> 00:16:28,687 STAY IN CLOSE VOICE CONTACT. YOU'RE MOVING PAST OUR MONITOR RADIUS. 250 00:16:28,687 --> 00:16:31,740 EVERYTHING'S A-OKAY. 251 00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,525 I'M AT THE BARGE NOW. 252 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,530 RIGHT NOW, I'M CONNECTING THE FUEL LINE. 253 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:43,419 JOHN, THE FUEL GAUGE IN THIS BARGE READS DOWN A QUARTER, 254 00:16:43,419 --> 00:16:45,921 BUT THERE'S NO INDICATION THAT ANY OTHER SHIP DOCKED HERE. 255 00:16:46,422 --> 00:16:47,923 THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE! 256 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,292 WELL, SOMETHING'S BEEN AT THIS FUEL SUPPLY. 257 00:16:50,292 --> 00:16:51,960 MAYBE IT WAS A LEAK. 258 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,763 IF IT WAS, THE FUEL WOULD STILL BE MOVING PAST THE BARGES. 259 00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:57,633 [ Don ] EVERYTHING'S STILL A-OKAY. 260 00:16:57,633 --> 00:17:02,137 THE REFUELING IS COMPLETED, AND I'M ON MY WAY BA-- 261 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:08,277 WHO ARE YOU? WHO'S THERE? 262 00:17:08,277 --> 00:17:10,479 DON, WHAT'S WRONG? 263 00:17:10,479 --> 00:17:13,482 I'M OKAY. I'M COMING IN NOW. 264 00:17:43,395 --> 00:17:45,230 DON, WHAT HAPPENED? 265 00:17:45,731 --> 00:17:48,734 I DON'T KNOW. I JUST THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING OUT THERE. 266 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:04,083 GOOD JOB. THANKS. 267 00:18:06,502 --> 00:18:09,088 BRAVO, MAJOR. BRAVO. YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN. 268 00:18:09,088 --> 00:18:11,090 I CONGRATULATE YOU ON YOUR BRAVERY. 269 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:14,343 WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP HERE? YOU WERE ORDERED TO STAY BELOW. 270 00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:17,846 I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU WERE ALL RIGHT AFTER YOUR LITTLE WALK IN SPACE. 271 00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:19,848 NOW, LET ME HELP YOU OFF WITH THIS. 272 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:22,351 THERE WE GO. AND I'LL CHECK YOU OVER. 273 00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:24,219 LATER. 274 00:18:24,219 --> 00:18:27,773 JOHN, DID EITHER YOU OR WILL SEE ANYTHING WHILE I WAS OUT THERE? 275 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:30,526 NOT A THING. 276 00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,445 COULD IT BE THAT OUR POOR MAJOR IS SUFFERING FROM HALLUCINATIONS? 277 00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:36,315 WHAT DID YOU SEE? AH, IT WAS NOTHING, I GUESS. 278 00:18:36,315 --> 00:18:38,617 THERE COULDN'T BE ANYTHING OUT THERE IN SPACE. 279 00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,536 YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, WILL. 280 00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,405 I JUST THOUGHT I SAW SOMETHING MOVING AROUND OUT THERE. 281 00:18:43,405 --> 00:18:46,074 NOW WE'RE SEEING THINGS, ARE WE, MAJOR? 282 00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:48,460 WELL, YOU'D BETTER LET ME CHECK YOU OVER. 283 00:18:48,460 --> 00:18:50,963 TELL US ABOUT IT, DON. 284 00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,965 WELL, THERE'S REALLY NOTHING TO TELL. 285 00:18:52,965 --> 00:18:54,967 I JUST THOUGHT I SAW WHAT MIGHT BE A FIGURE... 286 00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,469 DUCKING IN AND OUT BEHIND THE FUEL BARGE, BUT-- 287 00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:59,338 YOU'VE BEEN OUT IN SPACE TOO LONG, MAJOR! 288 00:18:59,338 --> 00:19:01,423 THAT'S ENOUGH, SMITH! 289 00:19:01,423 --> 00:19:04,676 - ARE YOU SURE? - NO. 290 00:19:04,676 --> 00:19:07,062 BUT I AM SURE THAT I THINK I SAW SOMETHING. 291 00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,982 SPACE RAPTURE. THAT'S PROBABLY WHAT IT WAS. 292 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:13,485 WHEN THE TOO RIGID MILITARY MIND SNAPS, IT GOES ALL THE WAY. 293 00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:17,156 - I'M AFRAID OUR POOR MAJOR IS SICK. SICK, SICK, SICK. - LISTEN, SMITH-- 294 00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:19,858 - THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH, SMITH! - I WISH I'D HAVE SEEN IT. 295 00:19:19,858 --> 00:19:21,860 YOU MIGHT, MY BOY. YOU MIGHT. 296 00:19:21,860 --> 00:19:25,364 BUT A FINE SCIENTIFIC MIND LIKE MINE COULD NEVER BE FOOLED BY SUCH A MIRAGE. 297 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,866 [ Scoffs ] ESCORT DR. SMITH TO THE LOWER LEVEL... 298 00:19:27,866 --> 00:19:29,868 AND SEE THAT HE REMAINS THERE. 299 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:32,371 UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE, HE'S CONFINED TO HIS QUARTERS! 300 00:19:32,371 --> 00:19:34,373 VERY WELL, PROFESSOR. 301 00:19:36,375 --> 00:19:39,044 AND THE NEXT TIME YOU NEED AN ASPIRIN, MAJOR, 302 00:19:39,044 --> 00:19:43,465 I'LL REFER YOU TO THE NEAREST DRUGSTORE. 303 00:19:43,465 --> 00:19:45,467 TRAITOR! 304 00:19:52,975 --> 00:19:54,977 I'LL ATTEND TO YOU LATER! 305 00:19:54,977 --> 00:19:59,398 WELL, NEXT STOP ALPHA CENTAURI. 306 00:20:07,456 --> 00:20:10,959 STOP FOLLOWING ME, YOU CLANKING CLOD! 307 00:20:10,959 --> 00:20:13,245 I HAVE MY ORDERS. 308 00:20:13,245 --> 00:20:15,247 WELL, I'M GIVING YOU NEW ORDERS. 309 00:20:15,247 --> 00:20:17,749 YOU GET UP THERE AND RESET OUR COURSE FOR EARTH. 310 00:20:20,752 --> 00:20:23,755 MY ORDERS ARE NOT TO LEAVE YOU. WELL, DISOBEY THEM. 311 00:20:23,755 --> 00:20:26,258 HAVE YOU NO MIND OF YOUR OWN? NEGATIVE. 312 00:20:26,258 --> 00:20:29,761 I AM A ROBOT. YOU ARE A DEPLORABLE DUMMY! 313 00:20:29,761 --> 00:20:31,763 [ Yells ] 314 00:20:33,765 --> 00:20:38,153 SOMEHOW I'VE GOT TO FIND A WAY TO ALTER OUR COURSE. 315 00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:43,025 OH, HELLO, DR. SMITH. 316 00:20:43,025 --> 00:20:46,028 HELLO, DEAR CHILD. WHERE ARE YOU OFF TO? 317 00:20:46,028 --> 00:20:48,497 TO THE CONTROL ROOM, TO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO DADDY AND DON. 318 00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:50,499 PENNY! 319 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:53,001 PENNY, 320 00:20:53,001 --> 00:20:55,871 DID, UH, DID YOU SAY TO THE CONTROL ROOM, MY DEAR? 321 00:20:55,871 --> 00:20:58,257 THAT'S RIGHT. WANNA RIDE UP WITH ME? 322 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,627 I WOULDN'T DARE TO SHOW MY FACE UP THERE. 323 00:21:01,627 --> 00:21:03,428 WHY? WHAT DID YOU DO? 324 00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:06,214 I FELL ASLEEP ON WATCH. 325 00:21:06,214 --> 00:21:09,351 - DR. SMITH. - OH, DR. SMITH-- 326 00:21:09,351 --> 00:21:12,854 SHH! YOU HAVE MADE AN INCORRECT STATEMENT. 327 00:21:12,854 --> 00:21:15,691 EITHER RECTIFY IT, OR I-- 328 00:21:15,691 --> 00:21:18,644 YOU DISCONNECTED HIS POWER PACK. 329 00:21:18,644 --> 00:21:22,230 HIS MEMORY BANKS ARE CORRODED. ONE MUST NOT OVERTAX THEM. 330 00:21:22,230 --> 00:21:26,034 AS I WAS SAYING, WHAT'S EVEN WORSE THAN FALLING ASLEEP, 331 00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:29,404 I FORGOT TO RESET THE ASTROGATOR BEFORE I WENT OFF DUTY. 332 00:21:29,404 --> 00:21:32,291 OH. WHEN YOUR FATHER AND MAJOR WEST FIND OUT, 333 00:21:32,291 --> 00:21:34,660 I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY'LL DO. 334 00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:37,913 - I THINK YOU SHOULD TELL THEM. - I'M AFRAID. 335 00:21:37,913 --> 00:21:40,666 DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU FELT WHEN YOU LOST YOUR FATHER'S CHARTS? 336 00:21:40,666 --> 00:21:43,552 OH, YES, BUT YOU HELPED ME FIND THEM. 337 00:21:43,552 --> 00:21:46,505 YES, I DID. 338 00:21:46,505 --> 00:21:48,507 I HAVE AN IDEA, PENNY. 339 00:21:48,507 --> 00:21:52,344 WOULD YOU LIKE TO RETURN THAT FAVOR AND HELP YOUR POOR OLD FRIEND, DR. SMITH? 340 00:21:52,844 --> 00:21:54,429 HOW? 341 00:21:54,429 --> 00:21:57,432 JUST RESET THE ASTROGATOR ON THIS COURSE. 342 00:21:57,432 --> 00:21:59,434 WELL, I-I DON'T KNOW. I DON'T BLAME YOU. 343 00:21:59,434 --> 00:22:03,438 WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RISK GETTING INTO TROUBLE JUST TO HELP AN OLD FRIEND? 344 00:22:03,438 --> 00:22:06,441 BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT FRIENDS ARE FOR. YES, THEY ARE. YOU'LL DO IT? 345 00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:08,944 WELL, I'LL HAVE TO TELL DAD ABOUT IT IN THE MORNING. 346 00:22:08,944 --> 00:22:11,780 WE'LL TALK ABOUT IT LATER. ALL RIGHT, MY DEAR. 347 00:22:11,780 --> 00:22:15,283 BUT-- BUT-- 348 00:22:15,283 --> 00:22:19,287 THANK YOU, MY DEAR, DEAR LITTLE FRIEND. 349 00:22:25,293 --> 00:22:27,295 BIG MOUTH. 350 00:22:35,804 --> 00:22:38,190 WHAT IS KEEPING THAT CHILD? 351 00:22:43,061 --> 00:22:45,947 GOOD HEAVENS! 352 00:22:49,785 --> 00:22:53,789 AS I WAS SAYING, WHAT DO YOU SUPPOSE IS KEEPING THAT CHILD? 353 00:22:53,789 --> 00:22:55,791 INSUFFICIENT DATA. 354 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:58,794 YOU'RE A FUND OF INFORMATION, AREN'T YOU, YOU LILY-LIVERED, LEAD-LINED LUMMOX! 355 00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:00,796 [ Elevator Clicks ] 356 00:23:03,799 --> 00:23:05,801 THERE YOU ARE, DEAR, DEAR LITTLE FRIEND. 357 00:23:05,801 --> 00:23:07,803 THERE YOU ARE. 358 00:23:07,803 --> 00:23:09,805 AH, YES. 359 00:23:11,807 --> 00:23:13,809 DID YOU DO IT, DEAR? SURE. 360 00:23:13,809 --> 00:23:15,811 AND NO ONE SAW YOU? NOPE. 361 00:23:15,811 --> 00:23:19,314 LOVELY. I THINK YOU SHOULD GO RIGHT TO BED, MY DEAR. RIGHT TO BED. OFF YOU GO. 362 00:23:19,815 --> 00:23:21,817 [ Chuckles ] GOOD NIGHT, DR. SMITH. GOOD NIGHT, DEAR CHILD. 363 00:23:21,817 --> 00:23:24,820 PLEASANT DREAMS. 364 00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,322 [ Sighs ] 365 00:23:27,322 --> 00:23:30,325 THERE IS MORE THAN ONE WAY TO SKIN A CAT, DEAR BOY. 366 00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:32,994 THERE ARE EXACTLY 37 WAYS. 367 00:23:32,994 --> 00:23:35,330 AND I'VE USED THEM ALL. 368 00:23:36,698 --> 00:23:39,501 OH, DR. SMITH? 369 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:42,954 YES. YOU DISCONNECTED MY POWER PACK. 370 00:23:42,954 --> 00:23:47,459 I MUST ASK FOR A COMPLETE REPORT OF WHAT TRANSPIRED WHILE I WAS DEACTIVATED. 371 00:23:47,459 --> 00:23:49,961 NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOU SCURRILOUS SCATTERBRAIN! 372 00:23:49,961 --> 00:23:53,965 IT IS REQUIRED THAT MY MEMORY BANKS BE CONSTANTLY IN OPERATION... 373 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:58,970 IN ORDER FOR ME TO RECORD ANY DANGEROUS SCIENTIFIC PHENOMENA IN OUTER SPACE. 374 00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:03,475 DANGEROUS SCIENTIFIC PHENOMENA, INDEED, YOU BLITHERING BOOBY! 375 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:06,862 WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE OUT THERE IN ALL THAT NOTHINGNESS? 376 00:24:06,862 --> 00:24:08,697 [ Cooing ] WHOA! 377 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:13,201 [ Cooing ] [ Dr. Smith Screaming ] 378 00:24:18,657 --> 00:24:22,744 [ All Laughing ] 379 00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:26,998 BUT I TELL YOU-- SHE WAS HERE. 380 00:24:26,998 --> 00:24:29,000 RIGHT OUTSIDE THE VIEW PORT. 381 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,503 A PRETTY LITTLE THING, ALL GREEN, 382 00:24:31,503 --> 00:24:34,005 WITH A TRANSPARENT DOME FOR A HAT. 383 00:24:34,005 --> 00:24:37,676 [ Chuckling ] WHAT ELSE WAS SHE WEARING? 384 00:24:37,676 --> 00:24:42,180 ONE OF THOSE SKINTIGHT THINGS. YOU KNOW, A SORT OF GOLDEN-GREEN LEOTARD. 385 00:24:42,180 --> 00:24:44,182 VERY PRETTY, I MUST SAY. 386 00:24:44,182 --> 00:24:48,937 DR. SMITH, HOW BIG WAS THIS GREEN THING, OR GIRL, OR WHATEVER IT WAS? 387 00:24:48,937 --> 00:24:53,241 WELL, I DON'T REALLY KNOW. SHE WAS FLOATING AROUND, 388 00:24:53,241 --> 00:24:55,243 AND I WAS TRYING TO HEAR WHAT SHE WAS SAYING. 389 00:24:55,243 --> 00:24:57,112 WHAT SHE WAS SAYING? 390 00:24:57,112 --> 00:25:00,999 [ Laughing ] I DON'T KNOW WHY I'M WASTING TIME LISTENING TO THESE RAVINGS. 391 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,251 SMITH, YOU'VE FINALLY FLIPPED YOUR WIG. 392 00:25:03,251 --> 00:25:06,204 I THINK WE SHOULD ALL TURN IN. AND LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE? 393 00:25:06,204 --> 00:25:08,089 WELL, OF COURSE, DR. SMITH, IF YOU'RE AFRAID, 394 00:25:08,089 --> 00:25:10,008 I'LL HAVE SOMEONE-- I'M NOT AFRAID. 395 00:25:10,008 --> 00:25:12,010 OF COURSE, I'M NOT AFRAID. 396 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:15,514 IT'S JUST THAT I'D LIKE A WITNESS, 397 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:17,432 JUST IN CASE SHE COMES BACK. 398 00:25:17,432 --> 00:25:19,434 THAT'S ALL, A WITNESS. 399 00:25:19,434 --> 00:25:21,436 MOM, I'LL STAY UP WITH DR. SMITH FOR A WHILE. 400 00:25:21,937 --> 00:25:24,439 I'M NOT VERY TIRED. AND BESIDES, I'D LIKE TO SEE THE GREEN LADY, 401 00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:26,441 IF SHE DOES COME BACK. 402 00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:29,311 WELL, I-- ALL RIGHT THEN. 403 00:25:29,311 --> 00:25:31,980 BUT DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE. 404 00:25:31,980 --> 00:25:33,982 [ All Chuckling ] 405 00:25:33,982 --> 00:25:35,984 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT, WILL. 406 00:25:35,984 --> 00:25:38,486 GOOD NIGHT, DR. SMITH. 407 00:25:38,486 --> 00:25:41,489 YOU'RE A STALWART LITTLE CHAP, MY BOY. I'VE ALWAYS SAID SO. 408 00:25:41,990 --> 00:25:45,493 WE MIGHT EVEN BE ABLE TO PLAY A GAME OR TWO OF CHESS. 409 00:25:45,493 --> 00:25:47,495 OKAY, DR. SMITH, I THINK I'D LIKE THAT. 410 00:25:47,495 --> 00:25:50,999 YES. [ Gulps ] 411 00:25:56,004 --> 00:25:59,391 I THINK I'LL HAVE YOUR QUEEN IN TWO MOVES, DR. SMITH. 412 00:25:59,391 --> 00:26:02,143 DON'T BE A NASTY LITTLE BOY. 413 00:26:03,144 --> 00:26:06,565 [ Screams ] WILL-- WILL, 414 00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:09,067 IT'S HER! 415 00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:18,860 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. BUT I TELL YOU-- SHE WAS THERE. 416 00:26:18,860 --> 00:26:21,663 IT'S MY MOVE, DR. SMITH. 417 00:26:31,840 --> 00:26:34,342 GOOD MOVE. YOU SAVED YOUR QUEEN. 418 00:26:34,342 --> 00:26:37,512 BUT IF I'M RIGHT, I'LL HAVE YOU IN CHECK BY THREE MOVES. 419 00:26:42,467 --> 00:26:45,353 - WILL. WILL. - YES, SIR? 420 00:26:45,353 --> 00:26:47,722 DON'T LOOK NOW, 421 00:26:47,722 --> 00:26:50,225 BUT WHEN I GIVE YOU THE WORD, 422 00:26:50,225 --> 00:26:52,110 TURN SLOWLY AROUND. 423 00:26:52,110 --> 00:26:56,114 - IS SHE THERE AGAIN? - LET'S NOT FRIGHTEN HER AWAY. 424 00:26:56,114 --> 00:26:59,451 JUST TURN SLOWLY-- 425 00:26:59,451 --> 00:27:02,787 NO! NO! WILL! QUICK! QUICK! 426 00:27:02,787 --> 00:27:05,624 WELL? YOU SAW HER THAT TIME, DIDN'T YOU? 427 00:27:05,624 --> 00:27:08,126 YOU SEE? SHE'S ALL GREEN, JUST AS I SAID. 428 00:27:08,126 --> 00:27:10,495 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HER? 429 00:27:10,495 --> 00:27:13,248 DR. SMITH, I DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING. 430 00:27:13,248 --> 00:27:15,550 OF COURSE YOU SAW HER. SHE WAS THERE, 431 00:27:15,550 --> 00:27:17,419 BIG AS LIFE AND TWICE AS GREEN! 432 00:27:17,419 --> 00:27:21,723 DR. SMITH, THERE WAS NOTHING THERE. 433 00:27:23,642 --> 00:27:26,511 OH, DEAR. OH, DEAR. 434 00:27:26,511 --> 00:27:29,898 MOM ONCE TOLD ME ABOUT PEOPLE WHO SEE THINGS. 435 00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,101 SHE SAID THEY'RE THE CAUSE OF A GUILTY CONSCIENCE. 436 00:27:33,101 --> 00:27:36,354 A LONG TIME AGO, PENNY MADE SOME FUDGE FOR A SPACE SCOUTS MEETING. 437 00:27:36,354 --> 00:27:40,025 WELL, I FOUND IT AND ATE IT, AND I DIDN'T TELL ANYONE. 438 00:27:40,025 --> 00:27:41,910 RIGHT AFTER THAT, I STARTED TO HAVE BAD DREAMS. 439 00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,412 I TOLD MOM ABOUT IT, AND SHE SAID... 440 00:27:44,412 --> 00:27:46,915 I MUST HAVE A BAD DEED ON MY MIND. 441 00:27:46,915 --> 00:27:49,784 WHEN I ADMITTED EATING THE FUDGE, THE BAD DREAMS STOPPED. 442 00:27:51,086 --> 00:27:54,956 VERY INTERESTING STORY, MY BOY, BUT IN NO WAY DOES IT APPLY TO ME. 443 00:27:54,956 --> 00:27:58,126 YES, IT DOES, IF YOU'VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG. 444 00:27:58,126 --> 00:28:00,378 I TELL YOU, THAT GREEN BEAUTY... 445 00:28:00,378 --> 00:28:03,264 SWIMMING IN SPACE... IS REAL. 446 00:28:03,264 --> 00:28:06,518 SO WERE MY BAD DREAMS. 447 00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:09,688 INDEED. I THINK IT'S TIME YOU WENT TO BED, YOUNG MAN. 448 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,690 ALL RIGHT, DR. SMITH. 449 00:28:12,691 --> 00:28:15,193 ARE YOU SURE YOU'LL BE OKAY? OF COURSE. 450 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:19,197 AND IF I SHOULD REQUIRE COMPANY, THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE. 451 00:28:19,197 --> 00:28:21,199 THAT'S TRUE. 452 00:28:22,567 --> 00:28:25,403 AT LEAST YOU CAN BEAT HIM AT CHESS. 453 00:28:27,155 --> 00:28:30,125 GO TO BED, YOUNG MAN! GO TO BED! 454 00:28:30,125 --> 00:28:34,879 AAAH! [ Cooing ] 455 00:28:34,879 --> 00:28:37,665 [ Cooing ] 456 00:28:38,166 --> 00:28:42,170 SMI-ITH. 457 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:49,060 [ Groans ] OH, THE PAIN. THE PAIN. 458 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:52,063 [ Gasps ] OH. 459 00:28:52,063 --> 00:28:54,315 I NEED YOU, SIR. COME HERE! 460 00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,654 OH! 461 00:28:59,654 --> 00:29:03,158 KEEP A SHARP LOOKOUT FOR A GIRL, ABOUT 5 FOOT 2, 462 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:05,160 GREEN HAIR, GREEN EYES-- 463 00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,662 SHE'S ALL GREEN, AND SHE SINGS A LOT. 464 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:09,664 OPERA OR POP? 465 00:29:09,664 --> 00:29:11,666 OPERA OR POP INDEED, YOU NINNY! 466 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,668 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT SHE SINGS. 467 00:29:13,668 --> 00:29:15,670 WHAT MATTERS IS THAT I SAY SHE'S OUT THERE, 468 00:29:15,670 --> 00:29:17,672 AND THEY SAY I'M BALMY. 469 00:29:17,672 --> 00:29:20,175 AS SOON AS YOU SEE HER, SIGNAL ME IMMEDIATELY. 470 00:29:20,175 --> 00:29:23,678 DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOUR INSTRUCTIONS ARE CLEAR. 471 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:29,050 WATCH CAREFULLY! 472 00:29:33,388 --> 00:29:36,775 OH, DEAR. I'M EXHAUSTED. 473 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:39,277 IT'S ALL THIS STRESS AND STRAIN. 474 00:29:39,277 --> 00:29:42,781 IT'S JUST TOO MUCH. I-I SIMPLY... CAN'T-- 475 00:29:42,781 --> 00:29:44,783 [ Mutters ] 476 00:29:46,284 --> 00:29:48,536 [ Groaning, Snoring ] 477 00:29:55,710 --> 00:29:58,213 ATTENTION, DR. SMITH! ATTENTION, DR. SMITH! 478 00:29:58,213 --> 00:30:00,215 I'M INNOCENT! 479 00:30:00,215 --> 00:30:05,970 SMI-ITH. 480 00:30:07,755 --> 00:30:10,758 [ Cooing ] 481 00:30:10,758 --> 00:30:13,761 SMI-ITH. 482 00:30:13,761 --> 00:30:15,647 [ Cooing ] IT'S HER. 483 00:30:15,647 --> 00:30:18,766 SHE'S BACK. 484 00:30:20,101 --> 00:30:24,239 - YOU, UH, YOU SEE HER, DON'T YOU? - YES. 485 00:30:24,239 --> 00:30:27,775 OH, THANK GOODNESS. BUT SHE DOES NOT COMPUTE. 486 00:30:30,612 --> 00:30:32,530 YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE HER COMPUTE. 487 00:30:32,530 --> 00:30:36,284 I MUST KNOW WHO SHE IS, WHAT SHE IS AND WHY NO ONE BUT YOU AND I CAN SEE HER. 488 00:30:36,284 --> 00:30:39,871 IT DOES NOT COMPUTE. OTHERS CAN SEE HER IF I CAN. 489 00:30:39,871 --> 00:30:44,709 BUT THEY DON'T! SHE MAY NOT WANT OTHERS TO SEE HER. ONLY YOU. 490 00:30:44,709 --> 00:30:47,595 [ Cooing ] LISTEN. LISTEN. 491 00:30:47,595 --> 00:30:51,382 [ Cooing ] 492 00:30:51,382 --> 00:30:54,519 SHE'S SINGING HER LITTLE SONG AGAIN. 493 00:30:54,519 --> 00:30:58,690 [ Cooing ] 494 00:30:58,690 --> 00:31:03,278 HER LANGUAGE IS A MATHEMATICAL PROGRESSION. I CAN TRANSLATE. 495 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:07,949 [ Cooing ] SHE STATES THAT SHE IS FROM THE PEOPLE OF THE GREEN MIST. 496 00:31:07,949 --> 00:31:10,235 SHE IS IN LOVE WITH YOU. 497 00:31:10,735 --> 00:31:12,620 SHE WANTS YOU TO COME AWAY WITH HER. 498 00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,873 [ Cooing Continues ] SHE DOES? 499 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:17,375 WELL, OF COURSE, SHE DOES. 500 00:31:17,375 --> 00:31:20,378 I CAN UNDERSTAND WHY SHE'D CHOOSE ME. 501 00:31:20,378 --> 00:31:23,882 BUT THE POINT IS, WHAT CAN SHE OFFER? 502 00:31:24,382 --> 00:31:28,887 WHAT SORT OF LIFE COULD WE HAVE LIVING IN GREEN MIST? 503 00:31:28,887 --> 00:31:30,755 I'M TERRIBLY FLATTERED, DEAR. 504 00:31:30,755 --> 00:31:34,309 BUT REALLY THERE'S NO WAY, NO WAY AT ALL. 505 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:38,563 [ Alarm Beeping ] 506 00:31:40,899 --> 00:31:42,901 WHAT IS IT? I DON'T KNOW. 507 00:31:42,901 --> 00:31:45,403 I'M GOING WITH YOU. 508 00:31:45,904 --> 00:31:48,406 HOW DARE YOU! MY ORDERS ARE TO KEEP YOU HERE. 509 00:31:48,406 --> 00:31:51,910 BE STILL, YOU DUNDERHEAD. HURRY! HURRY! DR. SMITH. 510 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:54,329 [ Beeping Continues ] 511 00:31:59,334 --> 00:32:01,336 WHAT IS IT, JOHN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE TROUBLE IS? 512 00:32:01,336 --> 00:32:03,838 WE ONLY KNOW IT'S THE OUTSIDE ATMOSPHERE WARNING SYSTEM. 513 00:32:03,838 --> 00:32:05,840 WHAT'S HAPPENING, DAD? I'M NOT SURE. 514 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,843 THE TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE THE SHIP'S STARTED TO CLIMB. LOOK AT THE ASTROGATOR. 515 00:32:08,843 --> 00:32:12,847 WE'RE OFF COURSE AGAIN. WE'RE HEADING FOR EARTH AGAIN! 516 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,849 DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 517 00:32:14,849 --> 00:32:17,352 DO YOU REALIZE WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN BECAUSE YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN? 518 00:32:17,852 --> 00:32:19,354 TAKE A LOOK! TAKE A LOOK OUT THERE! 519 00:32:19,854 --> 00:32:21,723 DO YOU SEE THAT? THAT'S OUR DEATH WARRANT! 520 00:32:21,723 --> 00:32:24,892 I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. I DON'T SEE ANYTHING. 521 00:32:26,277 --> 00:32:28,279 OH, NO? WELL, LOOK AGAIN... 522 00:32:28,780 --> 00:32:30,281 AT THAT FLARING STAR OUT THERE. 523 00:32:30,782 --> 00:32:32,650 YOU MEAN THAT FLARING STAR? 524 00:32:32,650 --> 00:32:35,703 YES, I CAN SEE IT. [ John ] IT HAPPENS TO BE THE SUN. 525 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:38,873 OUR SUN! THE SUN THAT EARTH ORBITS. 526 00:32:38,873 --> 00:32:42,627 ITS TEMPERATURE IS SO HIGH IT CAN REDUCE THE HULL OF THIS SHIP TO BUTTER! 527 00:32:42,627 --> 00:32:44,912 AND WE'RE HEADING STRAIGHT FOR IT! 528 00:32:44,912 --> 00:32:47,415 I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. I HAVEN'T TOUCHED THE INSTRUMENTS. 529 00:32:47,415 --> 00:32:50,501 WELL, IF YOU DIDN'T, I'D CERTAINLY LIKE TO KNOW WHO DID! 530 00:32:50,501 --> 00:32:52,503 DAD-- NOT NOW, PENNY! 531 00:32:52,503 --> 00:32:55,506 DAD, DR. SMITH DIDN'T DO IT! 532 00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:58,343 I DID. OH, PENNY. 533 00:32:58,343 --> 00:33:00,595 PENNY, WHAT ARE YOU SAYING? 534 00:33:02,513 --> 00:33:04,899 I TOUCHED THAT THING, THAT KNOB. 535 00:33:06,150 --> 00:33:08,653 PENNY, W-WHY DID YOU TOUCH IT? 536 00:33:08,653 --> 00:33:11,022 CAN I TELL YOU EVEN IF I PROMISED NOT TO? 537 00:33:11,022 --> 00:33:13,825 WHOM DID YOU PROMISE, DEAR? 538 00:33:13,825 --> 00:33:15,827 DR. SMITH, WHEN I HELPED HIM. 539 00:33:18,913 --> 00:33:22,667 WELL, SMITH, YOU REALLY HIT BOTTOM ON THAT ONE. I CAN EXPLAIN EVERYTHING. 540 00:33:22,667 --> 00:33:25,370 WHAT'S MORE, YOU'VE SET THIS SHIP ON A COURSE FOR CERTAIN DESTRUCTION! 541 00:33:25,370 --> 00:33:27,872 THERE MUST BE SOMETHING WE CAN DO, JOHN. 542 00:33:27,872 --> 00:33:30,758 WE'LL PLOT A NEW COURSE, EXTEND IT INTO A SPACE-TIME SOLUTION. 543 00:33:30,758 --> 00:33:33,628 THE BEST WE'LL DO IS A NEAR MISS. 544 00:33:33,628 --> 00:33:36,047 IS THAT GOING TO BE GOOD ENOUGH? I DON'T KNOW. 545 00:33:36,047 --> 00:33:39,434 WE'LL HAVE TO COPE WITH TEMPERATURES HUNDREDS OF DEGREES HIGHER THAN NORMAL. 546 00:33:39,434 --> 00:33:41,219 WILL THE SHIP MELT, DAD? 547 00:33:41,219 --> 00:33:43,688 THE TITANIUM HULL SHOULD BE ABLE TO WITHSTAND THE HEAT, SON, 548 00:33:43,688 --> 00:33:46,057 BUT IT'S GONNA GET PRETTY BAD IN HERE. 549 00:33:46,057 --> 00:33:48,976 DO YOU THINK YOU CAN TAKE IT? YES, SIR. 550 00:33:48,976 --> 00:33:52,730 THERE'LL BE ONE PLEASURE IN THIS, SMITH-- WATCHING YOU FRY. 551 00:33:54,565 --> 00:33:56,734 [ John ] LOOK! 552 00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:59,654 [ Don ] WE'LL HAVE TO GET OUT OF THE SUN'S GRAVITATIONAL PULL. 553 00:34:06,044 --> 00:34:09,547 JOHN, HAVE WE GOT A CHANCE? WE HAVEN'T GIVEN UP YET, DEAR. 554 00:34:19,140 --> 00:34:21,509 WE'VE GOT TO PULL OUT NOW, OR IT'LL BE TOO LATE! 555 00:34:21,509 --> 00:34:23,895 [ John ] GIVE ME A GRAVITATION COUNT. 556 00:34:23,895 --> 00:34:27,098 [ Don ] 42.8, 40.3, 557 00:34:27,098 --> 00:34:29,150 39.4 AND DROPPING. 558 00:34:36,607 --> 00:34:38,659 WE ARE GONNA MAKE IT. 559 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:40,828 [ Sighs ] 560 00:34:45,700 --> 00:34:48,202 I KNEW IT ALL THE TIME. 561 00:34:57,595 --> 00:35:00,882 [ Chattering ] 562 00:35:00,882 --> 00:35:03,885 IF I COULD HAVE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION FOR A MINUTE, 563 00:35:04,385 --> 00:35:06,137 THERE'S SOMETHING I THINK YOU SHOULD ALL KNOW. 564 00:35:06,137 --> 00:35:09,807 BEFORE DON AND I CAME DOWN, WE COMPLETED OUR COMPUTATIONS. 565 00:35:09,807 --> 00:35:13,227 WE DECIDED WE HAVE JUST ENOUGH FUEL FOR ONE COURSE CHANGE... 566 00:35:13,227 --> 00:35:15,113 WITHOUT ENDANGERING OUR LANDING. 567 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,865 SO, NOW THAT WE'RE SAFELY PAST OUR SUN, 568 00:35:18,366 --> 00:35:21,369 AND SINCE IT IS CLOSER THAN ALPHA CENTAURI, 569 00:35:21,369 --> 00:35:23,371 WE'VE DECIDED TO HEAD FOR EARTH. [ Gasping ] 570 00:35:23,371 --> 00:35:26,791 OH, EARTH! EARTH! 571 00:35:26,791 --> 00:35:29,660 MOTHER EARTH! HOME AND HEARTH! 572 00:35:29,660 --> 00:35:33,331 OH, CRÊPE SUZETTE! PHEASANT UNDER GLASS! 573 00:35:33,331 --> 00:35:38,085 - I'VE DONE IT. - DR. SMITH, TRY TO CONTROL YOURSELF. 574 00:35:38,085 --> 00:35:41,889 I SIMPLY CAN'T WAIT. WHEN WILL THE JOYOUS OCCASION OF OUR LANDING TAKE PLACE? 575 00:35:41,889 --> 00:35:45,143 - DON? - OUR COURSE HAS TO BE ADJUSTED... 576 00:35:45,143 --> 00:35:47,145 AT PRECISELY THREE MINUTES AFTER MIDNIGHT TONIGHT. 577 00:35:47,145 --> 00:35:49,514 WE'LL ONLY HAVE ONE CHANCE. 578 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,899 IF WE HIT OUR COURSE ON TIME, 579 00:35:51,899 --> 00:35:55,603 WE'LL BE FIRING OUR RETRO-ROCKETS SOMETIME TOMORROW AFTERNOON. 580 00:35:55,603 --> 00:35:59,407 DR. SMITH, MAYBE WE'LL BE IN TIME FOR THE WORLD SERIES. 581 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,409 OH, YES. THAT. 582 00:36:01,409 --> 00:36:04,278 WE CAN GO HORSEBACK RIDING AND SWIMMING AND HAVE BICYCLES! 583 00:36:04,278 --> 00:36:07,832 ALL RIGHT. NOW, THAT'S ENOUGH. 584 00:36:07,832 --> 00:36:10,201 I SUGGEST WE ALL GO TO BED AS SOON AS WE'RE THROUGH EATING. 585 00:36:10,201 --> 00:36:12,203 WE'RE GONNA HAVE A VERY BUSY DAY TOMORROW. 586 00:36:12,203 --> 00:36:15,206 BESIDES, DON AND I HAVE SOME IMPORTANT MANEUVERING TO DO JUST BEFORE MIDNIGHT. 587 00:36:15,206 --> 00:36:18,125 COME ON, NOW CHILDREN, BACK TO THE TABLE. 588 00:36:20,628 --> 00:36:25,016 OH, JOY. OH, BLISS. OH, CRÊPE SUZETTE. 589 00:36:33,107 --> 00:36:37,612 [ Cooing ] 590 00:36:39,113 --> 00:36:42,984 [ Cooing Continues ] 591 00:36:48,956 --> 00:36:53,961 - SMI-ITH. - [ Snoring ] 592 00:36:53,961 --> 00:36:58,833 [ Cooing ] 593 00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:06,090 SMI-ITH. 594 00:37:07,592 --> 00:37:11,479 COME AWAY WITH ME. 595 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:16,434 [ Coos ] 596 00:37:16,434 --> 00:37:19,937 SMI-ITH. 597 00:37:21,439 --> 00:37:24,442 SMI-ITH. 598 00:37:26,444 --> 00:37:29,947 [ Cooing ] 599 00:37:29,947 --> 00:37:33,451 YE-ES. 600 00:37:37,455 --> 00:37:40,458 [ Cooing ] 601 00:37:40,458 --> 00:37:44,795 - SMI-ITH. - SMI-ITH. 602 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:51,802 COME AWAY WITH ME. [ Cooing Along ] 603 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:04,231 [ Trancelike ] I'M COMING. 604 00:38:12,740 --> 00:38:16,744 [ Cooing ] 605 00:38:17,745 --> 00:38:21,632 SMI-ITH. 606 00:38:33,177 --> 00:38:35,646 YES, MY DARLING. 607 00:38:36,147 --> 00:38:37,898 I HEAR YOU. 608 00:38:37,898 --> 00:38:40,735 COME AWAY WITH ME. 609 00:38:40,735 --> 00:38:43,688 YES, I KNOW. 610 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:47,692 IT IS OUR... DESTINY. 611 00:39:09,964 --> 00:39:13,300 [ Sighs ] EIGHTEEN MINUTES TO FIRING FOR NEW COURSE. 612 00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:15,102 RIGHT. 613 00:39:17,104 --> 00:39:19,106 [ Sighs ] WE SHOULD BE ABLE TO SEE EARTH BY NOW... 614 00:39:19,106 --> 00:39:20,975 PASSING BY URANUS AND ARCTURUS. 615 00:39:27,782 --> 00:39:30,951 - JOHN, DO YOU SEE-- - YES, I SEE IT. 616 00:39:30,951 --> 00:39:33,154 THEN HE WAS TELLING THE TRUTH. 617 00:39:33,154 --> 00:39:35,906 [ Cooing ] 618 00:39:53,474 --> 00:39:56,844 I BETTER GET THE REST OF THE FAMILY UP HERE RIGHT AWAY. 619 00:39:56,844 --> 00:39:59,513 RIGHT. 620 00:40:00,931 --> 00:40:03,484 [ Giggling ] 621 00:40:03,984 --> 00:40:06,987 [ Cooing ] 622 00:40:12,693 --> 00:40:16,580 [ Giggling ] 623 00:40:33,597 --> 00:40:37,101 I SEE IT, BUT I DON'T BELIEVE IT. I KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN. 624 00:40:38,602 --> 00:40:41,472 WHAT IS IT, JOHN? WHAT'S WRONG? WELL, TAKE A LOOK. 625 00:40:41,472 --> 00:40:44,275 [ Cooing ] 626 00:40:58,456 --> 00:41:01,242 SHE IS ALL GREEN, JUST LIKE DR. SMITH SAID. 627 00:41:01,242 --> 00:41:03,244 WHERE COULD SHE HAVE COME FROM? 628 00:41:03,244 --> 00:41:06,247 - FROM THE GREEN MIST. - BY THE FUEL BARGE? 629 00:41:06,747 --> 00:41:10,634 [ Will ] MAYBE THERE WERE A LOT OF THEM. THAT WOULD EXPLAIN THE BLIPS WE PICKED UP ON RADAR. 630 00:41:10,634 --> 00:41:12,920 I HAVE HAD TIME TO COMPUTE THIS CREATURE... 631 00:41:12,920 --> 00:41:16,307 AND HAVE FOUND THAT SHE AND HER KIND FEED UPON ATOMIC FUEL. 632 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:20,394 SHE HAS FOLLOWED US FOR OUR FUEL SUPPLY. 633 00:41:20,394 --> 00:41:23,731 GOLLY! SHE LOOKS LIKE A KIND OF FAIRY PRINCESS. 634 00:41:24,231 --> 00:41:26,233 POOR DR. SMITH. 635 00:41:26,233 --> 00:41:28,235 IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN HYPNOTIZED. 636 00:41:28,235 --> 00:41:31,689 - HE THINKS HE'S IN LOVE. - IN LOVE? YOU'RE KIDDING. 637 00:41:31,689 --> 00:41:33,941 I HAVE NOT BEEN PROGRAMMED FOR HUMOR. 638 00:41:33,941 --> 00:41:37,661 SHE HAS CREATED THIS STATE OF MIND IN ORDER TO TRY TO GET FUEL FROM US. 639 00:41:37,661 --> 00:41:39,947 WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? 640 00:41:39,947 --> 00:41:42,449 WELL, I'M GONNA MAKE A COURSE CHANGE IN 12 MINUTES. 641 00:41:48,455 --> 00:41:51,458 TWELVE MINUTES? THAT'S RIGHT, OR WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT BACK TO EARTH. 642 00:41:51,458 --> 00:41:54,378 WELL, THEN WE'D BETTER GET DR. SMITH BACK ON BOARD RIGHT AWAY. 643 00:41:54,378 --> 00:41:56,881 WE CAN'T! HE'S TOO FAR FROM THE SHIP TO SHOOT HIM A LINE. 644 00:41:56,881 --> 00:41:58,883 AND IF WE DID CHANGE COURSE TO GET IN CLOSER, 645 00:41:58,883 --> 00:42:01,969 WE WOULDN'T HAVE FUEL ENOUGH TO MAKE A SECOND COURSE CHANGE FOR EARTH. 646 00:42:01,969 --> 00:42:04,221 YOU CAN'T JUST LEAVE HIM THERE. 647 00:42:04,722 --> 00:42:06,724 WELL, WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF WE DID CHANGE COURSE? 648 00:42:07,224 --> 00:42:11,228 WE'D MISS EARTH ENTIRELY. WE'D SHOOT RIGHT OUT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE GALAXY. 649 00:42:11,228 --> 00:42:14,231 WE'D BE LOST IN SPACE AGAIN. 650 00:42:14,231 --> 00:42:16,233 THEN THAT'S THE WAY IT HAS TO BE. 651 00:42:16,233 --> 00:42:18,235 WE'VE GOT TO SAVE DR. SMITH. 652 00:42:18,235 --> 00:42:21,121 WHY? HE'S CAUSED US NOTHING BUT TROUBLE FROM THE BEGINNING. 653 00:42:21,121 --> 00:42:23,123 NOW, WHY SHOULD WE SACRIFICE EVERYTHING JUST FOR HIM? 654 00:42:23,123 --> 00:42:26,126 BECAUSE HE'S A HUMAN BEING. 655 00:42:26,627 --> 00:42:29,129 I SAY WE GO TO EARTH. LET HIM STAY OUT THERE. 656 00:42:29,129 --> 00:42:32,299 FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY? 657 00:42:38,305 --> 00:42:40,174 PREPARING COURSE DEVIATION OF THREE DEGREES. 658 00:42:46,513 --> 00:42:49,516 .0-4-50? CHECK. 659 00:42:52,019 --> 00:42:54,021 TWENTY-FIVE AZIMUTH DEGREES. 660 00:42:54,521 --> 00:42:56,023 COMING IN SLOW. 661 00:42:59,526 --> 00:43:03,497 [ Sighs ] WELL, SOMEBODY HAS TO HAUL HIM BACK IN. 662 00:43:34,445 --> 00:43:36,947 DR. SMITH! DR. SMITH! 663 00:43:36,947 --> 00:43:39,650 YES, MY DARLING. 664 00:43:39,650 --> 00:43:41,785 OH, WAKE UP! 665 00:43:43,787 --> 00:43:46,290 WHAT? WHAT? 666 00:43:46,290 --> 00:43:49,793 WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? WHAT AM I DOING IN MY SPACE SUIT? 667 00:43:49,793 --> 00:43:51,545 WE RESCUED YOU, DR. SMITH. 668 00:43:51,545 --> 00:43:54,882 RESCUED ME, INDEED. FROM MY BED? 669 00:43:54,882 --> 00:43:57,217 YOU WERE OUT THERE, WITH THE GREEN LADY. 670 00:43:57,217 --> 00:43:59,553 WHAT? HE'S RIGHT. 671 00:43:59,553 --> 00:44:02,840 YOU WERE IN SOME SORT OF HYPNOTIC TRANCE. WE JUST PULLED YOU IN. 672 00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:04,725 OR RATHER DON DID. OH? 673 00:44:04,725 --> 00:44:08,062 WELL, HELP ME UP, WILL. CAREFUL. MY BACK! 674 00:44:08,062 --> 00:44:10,064 [ Whimpering ] ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT. 675 00:44:10,064 --> 00:44:13,067 UH! HOW THOUGHTFUL OF YOU, MAJOR. 676 00:44:13,067 --> 00:44:16,070 I SUPPOSE I'M DEEPLY IN YOUR DEBT. FORGET IT. 677 00:44:16,070 --> 00:44:18,072 I'VE ALWAYS HEARD THAT ONLY SUPERIOR INTELLECTS... 678 00:44:18,072 --> 00:44:20,441 ARE SUBJECT TO HYPNOTIC INFLUENCE. 679 00:44:20,441 --> 00:44:23,277 [ Man On Intercom ] ALPHA CONTROL TO UNIDENTIFIED SPACE VEHICLE. 680 00:44:23,277 --> 00:44:25,496 DO YOU READ US? OVER. 681 00:44:25,496 --> 00:44:28,449 IT'S EARTH! THEY'VE LOCATED US! 682 00:44:30,951 --> 00:44:33,954 EARTH. EARTH? 683 00:44:35,956 --> 00:44:39,209 ALPHA CONTROL. ALPHA CONTROL! COME IN, ALPHA CONTROL. 684 00:44:39,209 --> 00:44:41,261 TRY IT AGAIN. 685 00:44:41,261 --> 00:44:43,547 ALPHA CONTROL, THIS IS JUPITER 2. DO YOU READ ME? 686 00:44:43,547 --> 00:44:47,351 THIS IS ALPHA CONTROL. YOUR SIGNAL IS VERY FAINT. 687 00:44:47,351 --> 00:44:50,187 YOUR IDENTIFICATION SOUNDED LIKE THE JUPITER 2. PLEASE RECONFIRM. 688 00:44:50,688 --> 00:44:53,691 WE ARE THE JUPITER 2, YOU IDIOT! HELP US! 689 00:44:53,691 --> 00:44:57,561 - THE JUPITER 2 WAS LOST IN SPACE OVER A YEAR AGO. - BUT WE'VE COME BACK! 690 00:44:57,561 --> 00:45:00,531 WE ARE PIONEERS, HEROES! SAVE US! SHUT UP, SMITH! 691 00:45:00,531 --> 00:45:03,784 ALPHA CONTROL, WE'RE ON AUXILIARY POWER. 692 00:45:03,784 --> 00:45:07,204 CAN YOU TRACK US? ONLY WITH A RADIO TELESCOPE. 693 00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:10,457 CAN YOU TRY TELEMETRY? YOU ARE BEYOND THE RANGE OF OUR TELEMETRY. 694 00:45:10,457 --> 00:45:12,743 YOU SEEM TO BE PASSING EARTH, DEPARTING THIS GALAXY. 695 00:45:12,743 --> 00:45:16,213 CAN YOU CHANGE HEADING? NEGATIVE, ALPHA CONTROL. 696 00:45:16,213 --> 00:45:18,716 ROCKET FUEL UNAVAILABLE. WE ARE LOSING YOUR SIGNAL. 697 00:45:18,716 --> 00:45:21,585 YOU'RE EXITING THE GALAXY, HEADED FOR OUTER SPACE. 698 00:45:21,585 --> 00:45:25,389 GOOD LUCK. NO! NO! COME BACK! 699 00:45:30,761 --> 00:45:32,763 THEN IT'S TRUE? 700 00:45:32,763 --> 00:45:35,265 WE CAN'T GET BACK TO EARTH? 701 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:41,905 OH, DEAR. 702 00:45:42,406 --> 00:45:43,907 NO CRÊPE SUZETTE. 703 00:45:44,408 --> 00:45:47,411 NO PHEASANT UNDER GLASS. 704 00:45:49,413 --> 00:45:52,416 NEVER MIND, DR. SMITH. WE'LL BE OKAY. 705 00:45:52,416 --> 00:45:54,918 AND ANYWAY, WE'RE ON AN ADVENTURE NOW. 706 00:45:54,918 --> 00:45:57,421 THAT'S BETTER THAN CRÊPE SUZETTE ANY DAY. 707 00:46:00,424 --> 00:46:02,426 OH, THE PAIN. 708 00:46:02,426 --> 00:46:06,430 DAD, WHERE ARE WE GOING NOW? 709 00:46:06,430 --> 00:46:09,433 WE'LL KNOW WHEN WE GET THERE, SON. 710 00:46:09,433 --> 00:46:11,935 WE'LL KNOW WHEN WE GET THERE. 711 00:46:30,537 --> 00:46:32,823 ♪ [ Guitar ] 712 00:46:32,823 --> 00:46:35,826 [ Robot ] ♪ NOW NEATH THE SILVER MOON ♪ 713 00:46:35,826 --> 00:46:39,329 ♪ OCEAN IS GLOWING ♪ 714 00:46:39,329 --> 00:46:42,332 ♪ O'ER THE CALM BILLOWS ♪ 715 00:46:42,332 --> 00:46:45,335 ♪ SOFT WINDS ARE BLOWING ♪ 716 00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:48,338 ♪ HARK! HOW THE SAILORS CRY ♪ 717 00:46:48,338 --> 00:46:51,341 ♪ JOYOUSLY ECHOES NIGH ♪ 718 00:46:51,341 --> 00:46:54,344 ♪ SANTA LUCIA ♪ 719 00:46:54,344 --> 00:46:56,847 ♪ SANTA-- ♪ [ Stops Abruptly ] 720 00:46:58,849 --> 00:47:01,852 YOU BUBBLEHEADED BOOBY. DO YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? 721 00:47:03,854 --> 00:47:07,324 I WAS ON THE POINT OF LANDING ON THE ISLE OF CAPRI. NOW I'LL NEVER GET THERE. 722 00:47:07,324 --> 00:47:10,160 SORRY, DR. SMITH, BUT IT WAS ONLY A DREAM. 723 00:47:10,160 --> 00:47:12,913 ONLY A DREAM, INDEED, MY DEAR BOY. 724 00:47:12,913 --> 00:47:16,283 DON'T YOU KNOW THAT DREAMS ARE THE TRUE INTERPRETERS OF OUR DESIRES? 725 00:47:16,283 --> 00:47:18,035 ONCE MORE, SIR, FROM THE TOP. 726 00:47:18,035 --> 00:47:21,538 AND TRY NOT TO SING FLAT. NEGATIVE. 727 00:47:22,039 --> 00:47:24,041 DUE TO WORN CONDITIONS OF MEMORY BANK, 728 00:47:24,041 --> 00:47:26,043 COMPLIANCE IMPOSSIBLE. 729 00:47:26,043 --> 00:47:29,463 THAT'S RIGHT, DR. SMITH. AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WAS JUST TESTING HIM... 730 00:47:29,463 --> 00:47:32,349 TO SEE HOW MANY OF HIS WORN-OUT MEMORY BANKS HAVE TO BE ERASED. 731 00:47:32,349 --> 00:47:35,802 VERY WELL. IN THAT CASE, ERASE EVERYTHING BUT FACTS, 732 00:47:35,802 --> 00:47:38,805 FIGURES AND HIS CAPACITY FOR STRICT OBEDIENCE. 733 00:47:38,805 --> 00:47:40,807 I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF HIS SENTIMENTAL NONSENSE ANYWAY. 734 00:47:40,807 --> 00:47:42,809 HAVE A HEART, DR. SMITH. 735 00:47:42,809 --> 00:47:46,113 IT'S THAT SENTIMENTAL STUFF THAT MAKES THE ROBOT ONE OF THE FAMILY. 736 00:47:46,113 --> 00:47:48,448 YOUR FAMILY, MY BOY, NOT MINE. 737 00:47:48,949 --> 00:47:51,451 THIS ADDLE-PATED ARMOR BEARER IS NO KIN OF MINE. 738 00:47:51,451 --> 00:47:54,538 CORRECTION. I KNOW YOU LIKE A BIG BROTHER. 739 00:47:54,538 --> 00:47:57,374 DO YOU INDEED? EXAMPLE-- 740 00:47:57,875 --> 00:48:00,244 WHO CHICKENS OUT WHEN ALL HANDS ARE NEEDED? 741 00:48:00,244 --> 00:48:04,498 EXAMPLE-- WHO SNEAKS FOOD WHEN ALL PERSONNEL ARE ON SHORT RATIONS? 742 00:48:04,498 --> 00:48:06,416 EXAMPLE-- WHO-- [ Clicks ] 743 00:48:08,418 --> 00:48:10,420 YOU'RE QUITE RIGHT, WILL. 744 00:48:10,420 --> 00:48:13,924 MANY OF HIS MEMORY BANKS DO APPEAR TO BE IN A VERY SORRY STATE INDEED, 745 00:48:13,924 --> 00:48:15,926 ESPECIALLY HIS MEMORY FOR FACTS. 746 00:48:16,426 --> 00:48:19,062 GO THROUGH THEM CAREFULLY AND ERASE ALL REFERENCES TO ME. 747 00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:22,432 I WANT NO PART OF THIS DEHUMANIZED LIE DISPENSER. 748 00:48:22,432 --> 00:48:26,603 AND GET RID OF HIS SENTIMENTAL TWADDLE AT THE SAME TIME. 749 00:48:26,603 --> 00:48:28,605 BUT, DR. SMITH-- 750 00:48:30,107 --> 00:48:32,609 I COULDN'T DO THAT TO YOU, ROBOT. 751 00:48:32,609 --> 00:48:35,112 IT WOULD BE LIKE BRAINWASHING MY BEST FRIEND. 752 00:48:35,112 --> 00:48:38,615 ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS GIVE YOU A LITTLE MORE THINKING ROOM. 753 00:48:38,615 --> 00:48:41,118 [ Beeping ] 754 00:48:44,121 --> 00:48:46,006 THERE'S SOMETHING OUT THERE. 755 00:48:48,458 --> 00:48:50,427 IT'S SOME SORT OF SPATIAL BODY. 756 00:48:50,928 --> 00:48:53,430 WHAT? 757 00:48:53,430 --> 00:48:56,934 A FAMILIAR PLANET? MORE LIKELY AN UNFAMILIAR ASTEROID. 758 00:48:57,434 --> 00:48:59,686 MAYBE I CAN GET A FIX ON IT. 759 00:48:59,686 --> 00:49:03,106 [ Woman's Voice ] JUPITER 2. JUPITER 2. 760 00:49:03,106 --> 00:49:05,309 THIS IS YOUR SPACE CONTROLLER. 761 00:49:05,309 --> 00:49:08,195 PLEASE PREPARE FOR ENTRY INTO OUR ATMOSPHERE. 762 00:49:08,195 --> 00:49:12,032 YOUR COMPASS HEADING SHOULD NOW BE 8-5. 763 00:49:12,032 --> 00:49:14,534 REPEAT, 8-5. 764 00:49:14,534 --> 00:49:18,038 PLEASE CONFORM ALL INSTRUMENTS TO REQUESTED HEADING. 765 00:49:18,038 --> 00:49:21,041 THIS IS JUPITER 2. INSTRUCTIONS RECEIVED. 766 00:49:21,041 --> 00:49:25,045 BUT WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT'S YOUR ASTRAL NUMBER? 767 00:49:25,045 --> 00:49:27,047 DON'T ASK FOOLISH QUESTIONS, MY BOY. 768 00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:29,049 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE WHO'S EVER BEEN LOST, 769 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:32,552 WE HAVE BEEN GOING AROUND IN CIRCLES, AND NOW WE'VE RETURNED TO HOME BASE. 770 00:49:32,552 --> 00:49:36,556 THE PLANET EARTH. AND THERE IT IS. 771 00:49:38,425 --> 00:49:41,428 THAT CAN'T BE EARTH. 772 00:49:41,428 --> 00:49:43,430 I SUPPOSE YOU THINK IT'S ALPHA CENTAURI? 773 00:49:45,432 --> 00:49:47,434 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING? 774 00:49:47,434 --> 00:49:49,936 CONFORMING OUR INSTRUMENTS TO THE REQUESTED HEADING. 775 00:49:49,936 --> 00:49:51,822 120-- 776 00:49:54,941 --> 00:49:57,944 WARNING! WARNING! PERIODICITY OF SIGNAL... 777 00:49:57,944 --> 00:50:00,247 INDICATES FLIGHT PATH OF SPACE VEHICLE... 778 00:50:00,247 --> 00:50:04,751 IS ON COLLISION COURSE WITH ZONE OF HIGH INTENSITY PARTICULATE RADIATION. 779 00:50:04,751 --> 00:50:07,254 ADVISE IMMEDIATE EVASIVE ACTION. 780 00:50:07,254 --> 00:50:10,123 DR. SMITH, LOOK! 781 00:50:10,123 --> 00:50:12,959 WE'RE HEADING INTO A RADIATION BELT.